Orkney Voles against Carmichael – campaign update!!!

shocked political commentators hearing the ruling today

The decision of the Electoral Court in the ‘People versus Carmichael’ case was published today. The judges have agreed that Mr. Carmichael’s behaviour may be covered by electoral law and have dismissed most of the arguments raised in his defence.

So, thanks to you, the law is being clarified – and this is a real victory – candidates can no longer make false statements about themselves at a General Election – they must tell the truth.

The judges now want to hear evidence about the nature, purpose, and context of Mr. Carmichael’s lies and this will probably involve him having to testify on oath.

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Now Alistair Carmichael’s crowd fund has closed will he end his supporter’s inflammatory language please?

George Washington he ain't.
George Washington he ain’t.

On Monday and Tuesday, the legal debate took place in the Court of Session in Edinburgh before two judges. The whole process was televised live and broadcast online. This meant that anyone, for the first time, could follow the proceedings and hear the full arguments presented on behalf of Mr. Carmichael and ourselves. The judges will deliver their ruling at some point – it may be in weeks or months. Both sides hope that the matter will be resolved quickly but accept that further hearings may be necessary.

Inflammatory actions by Carmichael supporters

Since the events in Edinburgh, Mr Carmichael’s supporters have been very active. Sheila Ritchie, a lawyer in Aberdeen initiated a crowd fund campaign to help with his legal costs. Its existence was promoted on Liberal Democrat websites and received widespread press coverage.

I was very glad to see the fund come into existence. This process we are engaged in is burdensome and raises huge financial risk for the petitioners and any MP whose election is being challenged. There is a ‘but’ and its big. Ms. Ritchie cast Mr Carmichael as a hero who was being punished by a totalitarian regime for a simple mistake. They claimed that my colleagues and myself are part of an SNP attempt to crush any opposition to one party rule.

We are not. Our politics are well known now and our party affiliations are all in the public domain. This inflammatory language provoked considerable outrage. Numerous complaints were made on the website itself and to its owners about what appeared to be attempts to raise money through misleading statements that breached its own terms and conditions. I wrote to Ms. Ritchie through the site and asked her to moderate how we were described.

Mr. Carmichael seems have no problem with how the fund has represented him. He was asked to disassociate himself from the language used but refused to do so.

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The closure message displayed on the ‘Help Alistair Stop the SNP’ site.

As my colleagues and myself have been attacked consistently for our support being both partisan and outside the constituency, we could have assumed that our opponents would have been careful to demonstrate wide spread local support from a range of political backgrounds. On the contrary, it showed how little actually does  exist for Mr. Carmichael both within the constituency and within his own party and nationally.

Although nearly 20% of the money raised came from councillors, ex MPs and members of the House of Lords, the list of supporters had numerous omissions. No donations came from Nick Clegg, Norman Lamb or Tim Farron. Some well-known local Liberal Democrats contributed but not many and not very much. The total amount raised before the campaign closed late on Saturday night was less than 15% of the target with 154 donations. It is hard not to contrast this with the People versus Carmichael fund which has raised £89K from 5,200 people.

Carmichael claims threats of intimidation

On Saturday, the ‘Aberdeen Press and Journal’ reported claims by Mr. Carmichael that his office staff were receiving threatening messages and he was concerned for their safety, alarmed enough to tell journalists but not the Police. This worries me. Everyone has as absolute right to expect their employer to ensure that they are able to work in a safe environment.  MP’s staff are no different.

Mr. Carmichael must pass his concerns on to the appropriate authorities forthwith or perhaps he is… , no he wouldn’t, … not again….?

Click here to contribute to the People versus Carmichael fund

Enough now!

None of this is relevant to the merits of the case. I have total confidence that the judges will administer the law fairly however they decide. The legislation they must use is from the 19th century and so predates universal suffrage. It is hardly fit for purpose, but such as it is, there are rights under it granted to us as voters. The four of us and our 5,200  funders are pursuing these as citizens in a democracy. Mr Carmichael and his supporters are entitled to a vigorous and strong defence to our challenge. It should go without saying that no intimidation is acceptable at all from either side and that we must ensure that the rest of this affair is conducted calmly and in a peaceable way.

No more talk of conspiracies please.

No more threats from either side.

When all this is done, we have to continue to live together.

How Orkney and Shetland people deal with bullies. The Vole reflects on #CarmichaelMustGo

Farewell to Stromness  by Max – the most famous piece of protest music to come from Orkney.

Waiting for our troubled MP to make up his mind feels rather like being caught between storms, the quiet day between weathers.

Feeling quiet and reflective, I feel as if I have seen more of what I value about Orkney than I have ever done before.   This is a good place with decent folk. We are nothing special, just ourselves. We are not romantic or remote, just people who live on islands. It has been good to me, as a gay man, as someone who was very ill recently and who needed a great deal of love and support which my neighbours gave without counting the cost.  That is the islands at their best, egalitarian, hospitable.  The worst thing anyone can be called is ‘bigsy’ To not be ‘decent’ is terrible.

I am speaking of Orkney of course. I know little of Shetland, know London far, far better. That may sound strange to many, but it is true.  These island groups are very different from each other, very far apart geographically (a whole day’s sail on the ferry) and anyone who claims to speak for both island groups is an idiot or an MP,  or Michael White in the Guardian, or some combination of the above. White pontificated last week,

Scotland needs political pluralism, and the Northern Isles needs it even more if it is to keep the centralising government in Holyrood safely at arm’s length. “It’s Orkney’s oil”, eh?”

and then

“Contrite Carmichael, warts and all? Sounds OK to me at this distance. But it’s not up to me, it’s up to his local party activists and, in due course, his voters who may barely remember it all by Christmas.”

I have no idea if White has ever been here or spoken to anyone with any direct experience of us in the last thirty or so years. It has been a long time, if ever, since anyone has said ‘its Orkney’s oil.’ He certainly thinks we have short memories and seems to confuse distance from London with stupidity.

It is not a mistake people often make twice.

We have a long history of dealing with bullies and often use their beliefs about our innocence against them. There are many, many stories told with delight about this. One of my favourites goes back to the Napoleonic wars. When the press gang was hunting down men to take off to the Navy their prey would hide in the hills.  Women left food  out for their men folk on cairns that still stand near many farm houses and it would be collected at night. Soldiers were of course suspicious but actually believed us when we told them it was being left out for the fairy folk, the trows and the hogboons. Who were the idiots?

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Dealing with bullies democratically and in the Courts. Fiona G, Tim, Cary and Phaemie. Picture by Fiona M.

Consider the uranium scare. In the late 70’s it was found in the West Mainland. Thatcher’s crew wanted to dig open caste mines under this very burrow for the damn stuff. Stromness would have been destroyed.    I was very little at the time but I well remember hearing old women discussing how best to make and store Molotov cocktails. They knew how to do it and they meant it. The miners kept well away.

That was when Max wrote ‘Farewell to Stromness” as a protest piece for the “Yellow Cake Review.” Now, played at every funeral in the parish, it has become part of the  folk tradition which is the highest accolade any composer can achieve.

Or think about those numpties who tried to trick Shetland out of its oil cash. They forgot how badly treated those islands had been by the establishment at the end of the Second World War. Unemployment soared as the demand for wool and fish declined. There was real hardship that lasted for generations and  so the Shetland Islands Council was determined not to make that mistake again.  Ian Clark, the negotiator prepared himself well and  soon sorted things out.  In his own words.

“We were called down to a meeting in Shell Centre and they told us that they had done all their calculations, and, on the basis of what we were demanding, they couldn’t afford to come to Shetland and that they were going to the mainland of Scotland. My response to that was to say to them that it was a very happy day. I wanted to begin by congratulating them on their technical expertise that they could take the gas and the crude to the mainland of Scotland . Secondly, since our previous discussions had seldom been happy ones, when we went back to Shetland and gave them this news, we would be heroes indeed. And we got up and walked towards the door. And physically we were put back in our chairs and told ‘We’ve got to come to Shetland. So that was another wee piece of pressure which really didn’t quite work for them. And it was at that stage we realised we really had won the battle.”’

Of course Ian Clark had the support of a fine and conscientious MP, the fondly remembered Jo Grimond.  His legacy has meant that the islands stayed Liberal and then Liberal Democrat since. Grimond opposed Polaris and supported Home Rule. It is hard to imagine him ever voting for the hated bedroom tax. He never had to apologise for lying to the electorate during a general election campaign. No one has ever had to defend his reputation. He has been dead a long time now though.

I have also seen some of the worst of the islands too.  We have lived for too long in a mixture of a one party state, and something worse still, a no party state. Our local councillors do not stand for any political party but are all independents. They tend to be older, and drawn from the magic families that own the big farms, big shops and  businesses, from the entitled  This gives far too much power to the bureaucrats and vested interests. This kind of oligarchy  between big families and dignitaries has governed the islands for hundreds of years in one guise or another and has let them  confuse island identity with their own political and commercial interests.

To see how fierce their anger  is look at the facebook page that carries the interview I did for Radio Orkney. The fury this caused is positively GilbertandSullivaesque n tho less well scripted.  One well known local stirrer has called me a ‘traitor to the islands’ which stung far more than I would have liked. It is to be foreign.

To him, I am bad for trade, ‘putting the islands in a bad light.’  This forgets that democracy and free speech are values held dear, even when people are on holiday.

One tourist who saw us protesting outside the Cathedral wrote to the Yes Orkney page,

Silent protests outside the Cathedral were valued by tourists.

I have just returned from holiday in Orkney and came across the silent protest at Kirkwall two weeks ago on the way into the children’s’ fiddles and accordion concert. Rather that discouraging us, we were interested to read the placards and pleased that in one part of the UK the spirit of democracy is thriving. I have been told by several people that Mr Carmichael is a good constituency MP, but the easy-going Orcadian manner should not allow him to allegedly break the law. Letters in the Orcadian have been generally over-excited on the anti-SNP side and well reasoned on the other. Scotland has gone through huge changes in the last few years and the old Liberal tradition, alive there and in Cornwall, is sadly dead, replaced by a much more rightwing party … Good luck with the Petition.

Again and again, the little islanders ask of us in the protests.  ‘are you really from here, where does the money come from?’   Most of us no longer answer these questions.   To entertain it is to give then currency and that encourages the idea that some are more islandish than others.  Nonsense. When it comes to politics, being a citizen is what matters. We should all be judged by how we choose to be and  live; not by origins, birth and kinship these connections over which we have no control.  Identity politics framed by these things  has led to much of the intimidation members of this campaign have experienced. This intimidation has come from those who should know better.  Not from those who would normally be  considered rough but from the wealthy, the prosperous and the self-righteous. Their hatred of what we are doing seems visceral and that is amongst some Labour supporters too.

This whole issue is divisive. There is no getting away from that. The root of the division lies firmly with the one man who lied  to the electorate and his core supporters were having to try to defend the indefensible.  One of the things they say again and again is that “He has said sorry. Surely that should be enough.  He did not take his severance pay”

Indeed, Carmichael has confessed his lies,  his own words in the Orcadian newspaper bear repeating;

“I understand that my behaviour has done damage to the relationship of trust that I have with many of you as your Member of Parliament.

 I regret that more than I can say. and I am truly sorry for what I have done- not just for giving my agreement to the disclosure of the Scotland Office memo but also for not subsequently been truthful about it.”

His contrition does not contain the key elements of repentance because he is still living off the fruits of his wrongdoing. That is unacceptable for it will lead to no amendment of life, but is no more than being upset at being caught. He claims his record of excellence as a constituency MP should save him. Tosh. No husband has ever succeeded by pleading his fifteen years happy marriage before the murder of his wife as a defence or set the level of his own punishment. That is cheek, special pleading. If our opponents accepted that we had a point, perhaps, things would be better but they insist that we are nefarious conspirators, perhaps because they do not believe that ordinary people possess the skills, resources and sheer power to bring them to book.

We do, we are living as if we are in the first days of a new country.

Enough of bullies and the politics of entitlement.

Radical freedom.  That’s what we want. No more bullies. No more politicians pretending to speak for us without asking our permission. If  Carmichael doesn’t resign now and the case goes to Court and he loses, his  epitaph will be like that of Phil Woolas, a piece of case law, ‘Morrison and others versus Carmichael, 2015; we will be joined, Vole and MP.  together forever in the Law. If he survives this proceeding, and at best it will be a Pyrrhic victory , then there are two more cases to go. They will take up all his time and his constituents will be forgotten as he tries to save his skin.  And to what point? He has already  admitted he is finished by saying  he will stand down in 2020 – sounds like much pain for little gain, a long slow withering away and a wretched end to what was up until its last few weeks a glittering career.

At the very least, he could put his party first.

Carmichael seems to not care about the damage to the party. In 2016 there are the Scottish Elections, the ones that will pave the way to the next referendum. If Carmichael stays, then Liam is finished. I disagree with his politics and will campaign against him, but I would like him to lose because there is a better candidate, not because he is collateral damage. He has done as well here as anyone in his party could and he deserves a lot better than that.

Carmichael must resign NOW – sign the 38 degrees petition!


Alistair Carmichael must resign today as MP for Orkney and Shetland. 38 Degrees petition launched to oust him. He needs to repay the public money wasted on the Enquiry held into his conduct.

Tell him what you think here.

Our Shetland correspondent, Zara the Selkie wrote

Dear Mr Carmichael

We the People of Orkney  Shetland, irrespective of political beliefs, require that you repay personally the cost of a Public Enquiry, which you setup to find the leak that libelled the First Minster of Scotland. That the then Secretary of State for Scotland would do such a thing is unpardonable abuse of public funds when you already had personally leaked the document.

This standard of behaviour is not compatible with representing the honest people of Orkney and Shetland who expect the values of our communities to be shared by our elected representatives. This is something that you had sadly fallen short of and because you failed to admit this before the recent election we ask you to resign as MP for Orkney and Shetland pending the results of by-election. If you wish to stand for election again, it is of course your right to do so.

Personally I hope you return the public money soon, I would hate to see you as subject of a police investigation, and the embarrassment  to the islands this would cause.

Make the right choices and put the  Islands first.

 Yours sincerely


Carmichael accuses Vole of inbreeding but does not answer questions. Shocked Vole denies smear.

Alistair_Carmichael_MP_at_Bournemouth_2009YESNP Brigadoon & Shortbread West asked Alistair Carmichael on facebook to “help the paedophile-obsessed Orkney Vole with their research.”

He got a reply,

“Thank you for contacting me with respect to my constituent, The Orkney Vole. Unfortunately that particular rodent and his family are beyond help due to generations of interbreeding, a practice that he continues to this day with his sister.”

This is a fine example of playing the Vole, not the issue, and he accuses me of smearing! He seems to think that he does not need to answer questions from political opponents and complains that repeated attempts to get him to respond are harassment.

Various people in Facebook have mentioned other scandals as if this is some kind of ghastly tit for tat , Bill Walker, Ian Campbell Dunn of the Paedophile Information Exchange and the terrible things that happened  to Hollie Greig.

This is not a nationalist issue. There is a difference in scale. The current Labour MP for Rochdale, Simon Danczuk accuses the current Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister of colluding in covering up activities that involved Cyril Smith and may have also protected Lord Janner and Leon Brittan.

Danczuk wrote on 7th March,

“Nick Clegg and David Cameron have colluded in covering this up. It involves their people and we should not have to learn about this piecemeal because of journalists pestering for information. Both men need to come clean and make a personal commitment to revealing everything that is now held by Government departments. The Prime Minister promised there would be no stone unturned into the inquiry of historic sex abuse in Westminster. But the Cabinet Office seems to be doing the opposite. Nick Clegg, who sits in this department, has already written to me refusing to carry out an investigation into who knew what about Cyril Smith in his party and it’s disappointing to see the Cabinet Office continuing this unhelpful approach.’”

The Vole is not ashamed of caring about child protection and wanting a system that means that people are not protected from the consequences of crime by virtue of their office, be that financial, sexual or indeed and perhaps most seriously, engaging in illegal wars.

The Daily Mail, hardly a nationalist rag quoted Danczuk challenge to Clegg on the 9th April,

‘I urge him to face up to the fact that one of his colleagues – somebody who he and other members of his party celebrated for very many years – was a paedophile.

‘I think it is a disgrace to try to avoid tackling this issue and to try to politicise this issue in the way that he is doing.’

Here are the questions again. This is not a personal issue.  No one is accusing Mr. Carmichael of what he accused me, an innocent vole.

-When did you first learn about Cyril Smith’s criminal activities as an MP?
-What did you do to ascertain further information?
-What files has the party held on Cyril Smith? Where are they now? If they were destroyed, on whose orders?
-What advice did you give Nick Clegg on how to handle the situation?
-Did David Steel know about the system that was in place that enabled Smith to make one phone call to get out of trouble?
-David Steel’s unwillingness to act enabled Smith to continue his activities. Will you disassociate yourself from him?
– What practical support will the party offer the people Smith victimised as an MP?