Amber Rudd, your policies are racist.

Orkney Voles fear deportation lists.

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Orkney Voles concealing their foreign origins to avoid deportation.

The Vole has been trying to mind his own business, pottering around the burrow and scribbling away. “Politics are for humans, you have caused enough trouble. Keep your snout out of things that don’t concern you.”

There I was, chewing the wood lice thoughtfully, when Mrs Vole came into my private chamber, her fur sparkling with rage. She had, despite my best advice, ‘been listening to the news. “They are going to drive out the fulmars she said, foreign birds, coming in here, stealing our cliffs. What are they going to do to us, our family came from Belgium?Its not as if we eat a lot of corn and we never use the NHS – you try making an appointment for a baby vole, they are just not interested. And you just tapping away and making up stories. Shame on you Cedric Vole!”

What are they going to do to us, our family came from Belgium?Its not as if we eat a lot of corn and we never use the NHS – you try making an appointment for a baby vole, they are just not interested. And you just tapping away and making up stories. Shame on you Cedric Vole!”

We don’t eat a lot of corn and we never use the NHS – you try making an appointment for a baby vole, they are just not interested. And you just tapping away and making up stories. Shame on you Cedric Vole!”

I was not uninformed, ‘Amber Rudd says she is not racist. She must be right, the Home Secretary would not be so crass.”

Mrs Vole screamed at me;

“I have no idea what her personal beliefs are but I know what she has said aloud. ”

“You listen to this,” she screamed at me, and clicked on  James O’ Brien on LBC, “if this doesn’t get the point into your thick skull, nothing will.

I listened to him  reading out a passage from ‘Mein Kampf’;

“Very important that firms declare how much of their workforce is foreign because they’re just domiciled in this state simply as earners of their livelihood there. They’re not members of the nation, they’re not members of the foundation and the support of the nation’s existence and greatness.”

“You see,” Mrs Vole continued, thoughtfully tapping me on the head, “That could easily have been in the speech she delivered, as Home Secretary, to the Tory Party conference.”

Rubbing my bruises, I muttered, “She won’t get the policy through Parliament.

Mrs Vole retorted, “we know now the agenda, what they want to do. The Tories have crossed the line into Fascism – policies of race dictated by the State and governed by fear.  And they do this on what is more or less the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street.”

Tail lashing, she continued, “And you think your precious Scottish Parliament will save us? They can abolish it as easy as pie. I tell you, the only way out is Indyref2”

I sighed wearily, “Better get tapping I suppose.”

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