Zara, the Shetland Selkie, sent this through to me last night.
‘Rumbled’, she said, ‘I knew it was a plot. The Orkney 4 are a sham. You are Tavish Scott. This whole campaign has been a conspiracy to get rid of AC so that you would benefit. You want to go to Westminster and have some nice lunches’
I protested my innocence vociferously, ‘I am am honest Vole from Stromness, I have no personal ambitions.’
‘Then explain this’ she demanded, ‘as its from the LibDem’ website, it must be true! – Here is the very link ‘
I scurried online as fast as my hot little paws could take me. I saw my human’s name ‘Tim’ there. I realised at once what was really going on.
‘Zara, there are other Tims in the world. Perhaps he wants anyone who has a problem with Tim Farron to go and speak to him.’
‘That would be quite a queue.’
‘Indeed, I am glad that someone is going to tackle the problems the LibDems are facing. – I am sick and tired of people making fun of them. Minority groups should not be persecuted.’
And with that I hung the phone up.