On the morning of Alistair Carmichael’s big day in the Court of Session- Orkney Vole says ‘No comment.’

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Orkney Voles busy not commenting,

We have been warned, all us voles to say nothing but ‘no comment’. So we will not be speaking to journalists or making statements until it is all over.

The Holiday Burrow Express Hotel has not been easy. These instructions  makes breakfast so difficult.

‘Would you like coffee, Sir?’

‘No comment.’

“Would you like brown or white toast?”

“No comment’

Mrs Vole whispered, ‘Dear, you are being ridiculous.’

‘He could be a hen harrier in disguise,’ and then covered my mouth with my paw, ‘No comment.”

‘These sclateros look delicious.’

‘No comment’

‘Does my bum look big in this?’

(From under the table) ‘No comment.’

‘Can I have a pocket money rise, Dad?’

‘No comment’

‘I think you are a nasty, overgrown slug with attitude problems.’

‘No comment’

‘If you say that one more time, I will divorce you!’

‘No comment.’

2 thoughts on “On the morning of Alistair Carmichael’s big day in the Court of Session- Orkney Vole says ‘No comment.’

  1. Sooz November 9, 2015 / 10:24 am

    Will be thinking of you all and wishing you the very best. XX

    Yes I know. “No comment”. LOL

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  2. Colin Dawson November 10, 2015 / 2:03 pm

    Certain details of the memo are still bring kept secret by the government because disclosure might harm international relations with France. If the memo is this secret, why hasn’t Carmichael been charged for breach of the Official Secrets Act?

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