Alistair. Just go. You have a lovely big pension that you’ve paid into for the last 15 years. You can probably do well on the pundit circuit. Hey, we can even talk about you writing for us once every month or so (perhaps not). Your memoirs might even sell well. You could go back to practising law. Get more involved in Up Helly Aa. Or maybe start something new. Turn over a whole new leaf and go and do something different like tightrope-walking or stamp-collecting. But for the sake of your constituents, your party, the Parliament, please just go.